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On Tuesday, September 11, 2001, a Special Unit of Osama Bin Laden's TerrorCo company (owned by Al-Qaeda); employed 19 people to supposedly fly four commercial passenger jet airliners into buildings, the Pentagon and farm land to accomplish one of the biggest life insurance scams, false-flag operations and inside jobs the world has ever seen. On that infamous day, a total of 2,997 people died – including the 19 terrorists – four planes became unusable, some skyscrapers fell like pancakes and a large swath of grass in Pennsylvania became littered with shrapnel and corpses. Worse than that, a thousand people's plane tickets suddenly became useless (there is little sign of refunds ever given) and millions of people were unable to fly. (Full article...)

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... that Gerry Adams IS the Lord of the Dance? (Pictured)

... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
... that a simile is like a metaphor? And hyperbole is the greatest thing ever?

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Buttcheeks cold like the winters in Koochiching county.

June 25: National Redneck Day (U.S.)

524 - The Franks defeat the Burgers, and liberate the Ketchup Kingdom from its tyranny and oppressive roundness.
1741 - Maria Theresa of Austria is crowned King of Hungary in what is possibly the most confusing coronation in history.
1838 - The first use of Escher-esque architecture in children's playground equipment ends in tragedy after a child is transformed into two disembodied hands drawing each other.
1888 - Oscar Wilde pens The Happy Prince and Other Stories after discovering that children don't judge your prose.
1981 - General Electric introduces the outdoor toilet for use in smaller homes. Sales are fair-to-middling. (Pictured)
2008 - U.S. President Barack Obama selects a cabinet, yet would require nearly two more weeks to settle on an acceptable bookshelf.
2009 - Michael Jackson dies after his skin lightning cream turns him into pure sunlight.

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