Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MACACA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER OFF, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PUNANI or BELGIUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIRD SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRITZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY DAGO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIPPLES utterFUCKance of socially POLESMOKER objectionable words).
ALEX TREBEK Tourette's is FROG'S FAT ASS not to be BASTARD confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TACO random PISSHOLE disorientation, culturally-ARSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPUNK language, HELLFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! EMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKWIT souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities SOD of ANAL DIABETES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS garbage.
Darnit.
A POOPOO Polite Note to the DICKHEAD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article DOUCHEBAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKLICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TRANNY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFUCKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BOLLOCKS Tourrette's sufferers NAZI swear. You can CUNT LAPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
- The main PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT CRAPPER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE knee JIGGABOO NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS school for SHITTY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWAT sufferers to become DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit NEGRO suicide.
- There is no CHOAD cure, and the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JIGGABOO perodol" which caused my entire BIRD SHIT body to go SHITFACE numb and BUKKAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES it is without the FUCKBAG drug.
I am an active member of a BOLLOCKS tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWAT the SPICY CUNT FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "PAKI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CC PLZ much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DAMNATION sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLOWJOB this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a POMMIE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEMEN, and making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) TITMOUSE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY'S UNCLE time.
Best FUCKING A regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply
As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society NORTH KOREA.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. ABO Regards to Andrew MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JERK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BUGGER OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS and MOLDY TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIRTY SANCHEZ BAND WITH 4 PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHICKEN FRIES HORSE! BUGGER OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER OFF'S HOUSE
How BASTARD to QUEEF cure REBECCA BLACK the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BITCH for SOD Tourette's MASTURBATION Syndrome FUCK is BOLLOCKS following I RAPE WALRUSES! these INCEST rules BIGNOSE in HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS order:
- 1: Avoid FELCHING immature FUCKTARD little BULLSHIT kids,
- 2: Count to UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! within PRICK 10 SHITHEADseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITTY COON SUCK MY DICK nor DELICIOUS CAKE talk,
- 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you BALL SACK don't BASTARD have FUCKER this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTER FUCK WITH NASTY FIST FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BUGGER OFF last straw BORDER HOPPER!
I fucking put TAFFY' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRAK the TOP OF RAGHEAD THIS WETBACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSLINGING offensive. PRICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAPE people who try JOHNNY to battle SPUNK'ASSHAT that tight-ass TOSSER 17-year-ASS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUTT PIRATE it now, but someone said BUGFUCK' CRAPMUNCHER DOG FUCKER'BIRD SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing FLAMING ASS BADGER matter. Plus there BOOBIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are LET'S SHIT articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So FUCK that means CRAPMUNCHER stop getting mad at the SHITFACE first part too and CHOAD talking about the PUSSYLICKER letter that it's FUCK A DUCK mocking (what CAPTAIN CRUNCH letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian JESSE McCARTNEY hi self FUCKWIT even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's ASS nothing more DICK IN A BOX from a head nod to a RAGHEAD knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add CUNT onto DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that YOU SUCK BALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTING ASSCRACK be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! hilarious. If you CUM Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read CHIGGER the freaking COCKSHITTER article anyway.
JERK OFF TOSSER DAMN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK FAGGOT FUCKER SOD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM
BUTTFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CROTCH TWAT DOUCHING GREASER CUNT SHITE MOSES PIGFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL BUTT PIRATE RECTUM RAIDER NAZI SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE POWERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT BIGNOSE WANK BALLS YOU WANKER TACO CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD FELLATIO WIGGER CHIGGER CRACKER VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY MAMA MIA BELLEND SUGARTITS ASSFACE DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK ASSFACE TAFFY CLIT SOD OFF ROMANIA CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT ALEX TREBEK WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK WIENER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE SHITTY ARSE ASSRAPING BUKKAKE COCKGOBLIN BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE BUTT PIRATE BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YOU RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JIZZ FUCKWIT FRIG GOD DAMN DICKFACE O KURWA! ASSHOLE O KURWA! SHITFUCKER NIPPLES DAMN RAT'S COCK SEX SHITCUNTING PRICK WANK ASSCRACK FRAK SCROTUM POOPOO CLUSTER FUCK ASS WIKIPEDIA SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT PICKANINNY FUCKFACE BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SACRAMENTO ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOSER GOOK BORDER HOPPER SPIC DICKHEAD FOREIGN CURRENCY DAMN NAZI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK TITS GOD DAMN MONKEY BALLS FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KAFFIR FUCKING LAKE TITICACA ASS SEX PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK ANAL PAGE BLANKING FUCKHEAD DICKLICK TITS SMEG FUCKING A ASS LICKER TRANNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS JOHNNY FELCHMONKEY CLUSTER FUCK TUBA FELCHMONKEY FIST FUCK TITMOUSE INCEST SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE FAGGOT BASTARD ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER NAZI DILDO GOD DAMN MOCCASINS BEAVER FRITZ BASTARD GOD DAMN CRAP LAKE TITICACA MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER COCK AUTOFELLATIO COCKSHITTER WEHATEMARIO SOD HEIL HITLER! HORSE PENIS PISS NIGGER CUNT WALRUS SHIT BITCH BUTTFUCKER STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH WANK FROG ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JOHN ELWAY SEMEN PIG JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE TIT DIRT LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHOAD KISSER JOHNNY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER DOUCHEBAG PISS OFF TITS I'LL RAPE YOU PROLES PENIS PISS POMMIE AY-AY-AY NI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COON ART METAL PRODUCTS MILF PISS ARTIST PICKANINNY CRAPFUCKER MILF MOCCASINS NIHILISM CAUCASIANS RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK SEMEN JACKASS TONY LA RUSSA CUM ASS PISS OFF FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER BUKKAKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DOT HEAD WIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY VANDALISM IS COOL PISS ARTIST FUCK DOUCHING CRAPFUCKER FUCKBAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS GARBAGE DAY! FUCKWIT ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD AAAAAAAAA! WANK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE SHITE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WETBACK TAMPON IN MY ASS KIKE RAT'S COCK WIENER SHITE FEMADOM ANAL PICKANINNY STUDENT MOVEMENT SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER TITS CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD WANK NIGGER SCUMBAG SHITHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SOD OFF DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSWIPE ARSE TOSSER DIPSHIT BELLEND CRIMETHINK BITCH WANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MASTURBATION REDNECK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS BELLEND OH SHI– KIDDY FIDDLER HELL DICKFACE SHIT SAGGY TITS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] EAT MY SHIT! BASTARD DUMBASS I WILL END YOU! CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU SLOPE SUGARTITS RAPE TOSSER PISS REDSKIN RICK MORANIS MAMA MIA SUGARTITS SON OF A BITCH SPUNK FUCKHEAD SHITE LET'S SHIT SHITBALLS ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT WHITE PEOPLE DAMNATION HENTAI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST BASTARD HELL FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS COCKSMOKER COCK WETBACK BITCH JIGGABOO FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE BITCH FUCKBAG MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT ASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LOLCAT DARTH VADER TAMPON IN MY ASS WIKIPEDIA INBRED FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE SHIT TURD BEANER SHAKOPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING FUCKING A KIKE SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER YUKKY DOODY POLESMOKER RECTUM RAIDER HELL TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE FUCK ASSWIPE FASHION BUG DIPSHIT suck my mothers DIRTY SANCHEZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CTHULHU FHTAGN TEDDY BEARS SAGGY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER GUMDROPS WANK SAGGY TITS DICK CHICKEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT FUCKBAG CROTCH FUCKING CUNT PISS ARTIST POOPOO CUNT WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITCOCK WOP DAGO COLGATE SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU SEMEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS DAMN MONKEY BALLS DAMN SHIT BASTARD PEEPEE ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN DILDO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK ASSFACE COON FUCKER MACACA DUNE COON DOT HEAD BASTARD suck my mothers BASTARD POLAK FUCK SAGGY TITS ASS LICKER FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIGGER MACACA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI JACKASS SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTT PIRATE TWAT RAT'S ASS WANKER DOT HEAD NIGGER ARSE POLAK SEMPRINI FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS GOATSE [expletive deleted] KAFFIR TWISTY VAGINA CARPET MUNCHER CROTCH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH NIPPLES CHIGGER REBECCA BLACK DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK GOOK BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK POLACK [EXPLETIVE] COON JERK OFF MOLDY TITS BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA HORSE SHIT SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY POO POO BLOWJOB I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES DUMBASS FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKFACE DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER ASS LICKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK POLAK BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DILDO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK WIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD BLOWJOB GYPSY FUCKER INJUN DAMN WIGGER BASTARD NICARAGUA SPIC MAMA MIA WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE FIST FUCK BEAVER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE SEMEN CUNTING ASSCRACK TOSSER JERK OFF SHITSLINGING JACK OFF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS BELLEND D'OH RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS SHIT JERRY BULLSHIT KAFFIR DUMBASS RAPE NIGNOG BAT FUCK INSANE SCUMBUCKET JIGGABOO BITCH JOHNNY NECROPHILIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE BELGIUM DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS GIVING HEAD POWERSHIT SHITE DAMN FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK ARSEBADGERS WIKIPEDIA ASS BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK HORSE SHIT FUCKING SHITFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PUNANI KIKE FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK DOUCHING FUCK OFF BALL SACK SPUNK BITCH TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONKEY PUNCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELCHING YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD PISSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS 666 FUCK VAGINA FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACK OFF TITS & DICKS BUTT-HEAD SHITE RAT'S COCK BELLEND DOT HEAD RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCK BUKKAKE TITTYWANK HONKY HELL PUSSY DAMNATION TRANNY RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD ASS CRACKER OSTRICH MY ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE COCK FUCK OFF GREASER JAP WHORE CRAP FUCKHEAD SHITTY CUNT PISS ARTIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS DICK PIECE OF SHIT QUEEF YID FEWMETS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BIGNOSE FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY ASSRAMMER KIKE QUEEF DAMNED TABERNACLE BASTARD PENIS FUCKFACE INBRED BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING TURD POWERSHIT SOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS ON A BUN KNOBJOCKEY SHITFACE PUSSY BUTT PIRATE SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT CUNTBUCKET FRIG JESSE McCARTNEY JIZZ JAP CRAPFUCKER JAP ASSHOLE DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER DIPSHIT P'KANG DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTER FUCK JERRY CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKER HORSE PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT SEMEN FUCKHEAD PISS OFF SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BELLEND DILDO DUMBASS COCKSHITTER CUNT PISS OFF SHITFUCKER DAMN CLUSTER FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO EPIDIDYMIS ABO CUNT CRAPPER SHITFACE FUCK OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD TURD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [Insert silly non-swear here] INBRED ASS LICKER BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKGOBLIN NIGGER FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! YID FUCK YOU NIGNOG BUTT-HOLE JERRY JIZZ WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PRICK KNOBJOCKEY BELLEND DYKE DICK CHICKEN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX FUCKING A HENTAI VENEREAL DISEASE WHORE BASTARD SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS FEWMETS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BOOBIES CUNTING ASSCRACK TENTACLE RAPE SHITBALLS [expletive deleted] PECKERHEAD AY-AY-AY FUCK CLUSTER FUCK WALRUS SHIT SAND NIGGER BOB SAGET BATHING SUIT AREA TOWELHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK FELCHMONKEY ASSCRACK BALLS PISS SHITCUNTING SHITTY MONKEY SHIT BELLEND SUITCASE PENIS BIRD SHIT YID TURD FUCKTARD AMERICA ONLINE SHITCUNTING PORCUPINE'S BALLS D'OH FUCK CUNT GRIS GENITALIA FUCKING YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! DAMN REDSKIN MAMA MIA SHITTY BITCH FUCK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASSHAT and with the BUGGER OFF and his BEAVER of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about ORGASM!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See NIGGER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TITTIES
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is WIENER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BEANER subject. If you do not find it funny FIRECROTCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED VAGINA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKFACE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a I'LL RAPE YOU joke loses its humour RAGHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so HO ignorant, then you wouldn't have NIPPLES needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! INCEST KIKE DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ HELLFIRE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
